Earthquake percussion (sales pitch)

Hello all, my name is Dilkash Intakhab and today I'm here to present a new product and will get to know the best products for an earthquake.

So, before knowing about the product we should understand that how we can protect ourselves during earthquake-

1. Secure your space by securing moveables items.

2. Plan to be safe and decide how you will save yourself in an emergency.

3. Get out of the kitchen.

4. Educate yourself.

5. Cover your head and neck underneath sturdy furniture.

Identify safe places indoor and outdoor under sturdy furniture such as desk or table. 

Earthquakes. Humanity's oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you someday. So, I would like to suggest you a wonderful and comfortable bed.  This is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake proof beds. You can also use this as a sofa as well. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

You even get a choice of how you're entombed. There's the classic false-bottom mattress, where you're dropped to safety; one I'm calling "The Magician's Trunk," where a lid slams shut on you; and even a gull-wing version for those not afraid of having their limbs severed right before they're locked in a metal tomb. Don't worry though, as long you're listening to some chill trip hop, you probably won't go into shock from blood loss.